BREAKING NEWS, COMRADE OBAMA FAILED HIS MOST RECENT POLYGRAPH TEST

In case you have not heard by now, President Obama has flunked his lates polygraph test. Red lights went off as soon as the electrodes were attached to his palms.
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But this was not a shock, it was expected and a confirmation of what we already knew. Just to refresh your memory, "we will have it on CSPAN"; this rant was recorded more than 8 times. The most convincing proof needed to verify the results was the word of none other than the Liar of the House, Nancy Pelosi, who recently reiterated that Obama said a lot of things during the campaign that weren't true. For instance that taxes will not be raised one penny on those making less than $250,000 per year. Now that we have this cleared up, it is necessary to dispel the rumor that the health care bill will be a money saver, budget positive. Now we know that this is hard to swallow and it is. Open your mouth wide while the Socialists in power, from Obama on down the line stick that tongue depressor in your throat.  And one other thing, Obama said that "the check is in the mail."

The OMB and GAO ran the numbers on the health care bill, they did not add up, no surprise here. This was not an exercise taken lightly. All of the various scenarios were contemplated. Death charts, longevity charts, illegal immigrant movements and legal migrations were equally considered. The bottom line, the Obama/Pelosi/Reid health care bill will be $1,500,000,000,000 in the hole for the next decade and the decade after that. They have affectively COOKED THE BOOKS (What Does Cook The Books Mean?
A buzzword describing fraudulent activities performed by corporations in order to falsify their financial statements. Typically, cooking the books involves augmenting financial data to yield previously non-existent earnings) to come out with sensible numbers for the dumb voter, (you and me). However, we are not as stupid as they thought, we have our cell phones and are making the calls to the Blue Dogs and Socialist Dogs, imploring them to VOTE NO on health care.



 Brian Baird
WA-03
Retiring
52-46
No
He's retiring, making him immune to GOP pressure. He recently said he was totally "undecided."

John Boccieri
OH-16
Yes
48-50
Freshman
Boccieri has turned out to be a lesser priority for the NRCC than fellow Ohio freshmen Kilroy and Driehaus. He has recently sounded open to supporting the bill.


Bart Gordon
TN-06
Retiring
37-62
Sophomore
He's retiring, which puts him right at the top of the Democrats' priority list since the GOP can't pressure him with electoral reasons. He is a Blue Dog. A very important detail: He voted for the bill in the Energy & Commerce Committee before opposing it on the floor, which certainly suggests he'd be open to voting for it now.

Larry Kissell
NC-08
Yes
53-47
freshman
Faces a competitive race, though he represents one of the bluest districts among the 39 who voted 'no' in the fall.

Scott Murphy
NY-23
Not for now
51-48
freshman
Murphy looks safer than he did this fall

That leaves us with 18 Democrats whose support for a final bill is plausible, albeit still tough to envision. It will at the least require some very heavy pushing for Pelosi to convince any of these:

Jason Altmire
PA-04
Yes
44-55
Sophomore
Despite a few hints of openness to supporting a bill, he has sounded very hostile to health-care reform and the abortion issue should seal his "no." He's a Blue Dog.

John Adler
NJ-03
Yes
52-47
Freshman
Adler has done his best to position himself as a centrist over the past few months and he is facing a tricky race. Yet, he is less vulnerable than many others on this list and he represents a district that clearly voted for Obama. He should be right at the top of Pelosi's target list.

John Barrow
GA-12
No
54-45
No


Allen Boyd
FL-02
In primary
45-54
No
At this point, this Blue Dog has more to worry about in the Dem primary than in the general election. He's a Blue Dog.

Rick Boucher
VA-09
Yes
40-59
No
Boucher looks far more vulnerable now than he did in the fall, which will complicate Pelosi's outreach.

Ben Chandler
KY-06
Probably not

43-55
No
The filing deadline has passed in Kentucky, and while the race could heat up Chandler doesn't have to worry about facing a top-tier Republican. Will this encourage him to vote "yes"? He did support cap-and-trade. He's a Blue Dog.

Tim Holden
PA-17
Yes
48-51
No
He's a Blue Dog, and he is facing his first tough re-election race in some time.

Suzanne Kosmas
FL-24
Yes
49-51
freshman
She has emerged as a fairly centrist Democrat, so I'd be somewhat surprised if she switches; but her district is not as red as others on this list.

Frank Kratovil
MD-01
Yes
40-58
freshman
If Pelosi convinces him that he will lose anyway, perhaps?

Betsy Markey
CO-04
Yes
49-50
freshman
She's a Blue Dog. The Democratic leadership let her be the main sponsor of the bill repealing the anti-trust exemption; might she repay them by voting "yes"?

Eric Massa
NY-29
Probably
48-51
freshman
He is fundraising off his initial vote for health-care, but he is one of the most obvious votes for the leadership to target.

Jim Matheson
UT-02
Probably not

39-57
No
Would be surprised if he votes "yes," but in recent comments he was less hostile than other Blue Dogs. He's a Blue Dog.

Michael McMahon
NY-03
Perhaps
49-51
freshman


Mike McIntyre
NC-07
No
47-52
No
The filing deadline passed in North Carolina, and the GOP failed to recruit a credible challenger despite the district's red lean. Despite McIntyre's conservatism, that alone makes him a target to leadership pressure. He's a Blue Dog.

Glenn Nye
VA-02
Yes
51-49
freshman
He's a Blue Dog, a freshman and he faces a tough race in November - a tough combination for Pelosi. But he also represents one of the few Obama districts on this list, so he is sure to face more pressure than others.

Colin Peterson
MN-07
Probably not

47-50
No
Committee chairman. He's a Blue Dog.

Ike Skelton
MO-04
Yes
38-61
No
He's a Blue Dog. The abortion issue could prevent Pelosi from convincing him.

John Tanner
TN-08
Retiring
43-56
No
His retirement is prompting talk he might be more wiling to help his party, though he looks likely to do so than Baird and Gordon. He's a Blue Dog.

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